Rant: Xmas Political Correctness

putting the blood of christ back in political bloody correctness


it is with heavy heart, i utter to thee
so many decorations...yet the cost of one tree
far exceeds the 364 days of pain
rivalled by the sickly crunch of a crazy clarks candy cane
but quality is the best, do not surrender to any less
or dear friend, u may find urself in a sticky mess
when in fear, do not sit and weep
for if ye look, u shall reap
a 32 hour continuous shopping spree
the very humble Westfield Chermside the key
and if that is not enough, for ur materialistic laden heart
K-mart is open till 6 , and will allow a quick dart
into the store, and down the aisles
for the dedicated wud walk 5 thousand miles
and if that is not enough, a card is always there
to convey hallmark sentiments, and insinuate that u really care
it is the thought that counts, you utter
as your old dumpy aunt with warts starts to splutter...
''i noticed u needed some new socks"
i praise the heavens , and thank God we changed the locks

the day finally arriving, everyone gets out the glue and pastes on the smile
but do not let materialism and poliitcal correctness beguile
the true meaning of christmas, if there is such tangible thing
not summed up within in a corney jing
if all the food and presents were there,
yet company was not, and did not dare share
pulling a bon-bon by yourself
is surely not overly brilliant for your health
too much food, too little time
that is ok, for with but a few dime
Jenny Craig will come to the rescue,
just join the queue
its almost as big as the one at the ham shop
those lucky pigs, and no, im not talking about the cop
having to work on christmas day
just so no riots break out about the unfairness or display
of religious favouritism