Friday, November 28, 2008

Rant: Doc: Another Soul Providing Insight

Fear, desire, affectivity are manifestations of the pseudo-entity which constitutes pseudo-bondage. It is the entity, rather than the manifestations thereof, which has to be eliminated.
"The Tenth Man" by Wei Wu Wei


The pseudo entity is the false self. Only it knows fear,desire, and aversion.
The true self exists only as pure love or as no thing.
If you experience either of the latter 2, you act from your true core.


Ralph Skinner
B :-) d0c

Rant: Aussies Revolt Against Government

I had to copy and paste the entire article, because the person who wrote it (Nick Farrell) did an absolutely fabulous job of writing it.



THE AUSTRALIANgovernment's plans to set up a Chinese style firewall and censor the web so that it only says good things is facing a backlash from important political activists.

The group which helped free David Hicks and abolish Work Choices scheme, GetUp, has now set its sights on the Government's censorship plans.

GetUp plans to run mainstream ads and offline action that will be as elaborate as its 'Free Hicks' campaign. A petition on its website has attracted over 22,000 signatures in just a day and GetUp said it had received more emails urging them to act on this issue than any other campaign in recent history.

Opposition parties and the Greens this week officially announced their opposition to the internet filtering plan, which critics like GetUp fear will slow the internet to a crawl and open the door to censorship of porn, anti-government views, pro-abortion sites and online gambling.

Obviously this sort of censorship is not the sort of thing Aussies can put up with. The nation which was built from the gene pool of Britain's 19th century underclasses is not one which wants to have those sorts of controls thrust upon them again.

Despite the fact that the move is about as popular as compulsory governmental anal probing, and about as likely to work as a supercomputer running Microsoft ME, the Government is pressing ahead with live filtering trials.

GetUp campaign director Ed Coper said he was certain his organisation's 'Save the Net' campaign would be "really big and ongoing". µ





The original article can be found here: http://www.theinquirer.net/gb/inquirer/news/2008/11/28/aussies-revolt-government

Nature: Disappearing Rabbit Trick


I found this picture on the internet. It was a really amazing picture...

Follow the rabbit tracks. BAM! The tracks suddenly end where the wing prints of an owl start.

The original can be found at: http://www.summitpost.org/image/185785/Disappearing-Rabbit-Trick.html

Nature: What killed the Sloth

The following links are quite interesting to watch.

The sloth, being my favourite creature, is not so easily taken down - free the trees that is. If you watch the video you can see why a sloth was found dead on the forest floor, and what it was doing there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP1QbOfFbJw&feature=PlayList&p=323E88FCC91CC1BA&index=15

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKfQvrnYq6Y&feature=PlayList&p=323E88FCC91CC1BA&index=17

Nature: Otters holding hands

Here is a great video of some otters holding hands. Why did I put it? Because it entertained me.

It's a pretty decent video, but only about 10 to 15 seconds need to be watched to get the idea. And the audio of "awww" and "oh look at that" was a bit too vocal for me.

Joke: Spray paint the Sloth Green

Here is another really funny video link. Sorry but I can't embed this one. But seeing a green sloth, well thats worth it.

(I didn't know they came in green...)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdzZWwxn7w

Joke: Who told you penguins don't fly

Now I saw this little video browsing through the net, and just had to show you how good it was.

Basically, its a specially breed of penguins. And these penguins fly!

Here is the original link to the youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dfWzp7rYR4

Review: zedge.net

I recently stumbled upon this website whilst looking for themes and ringtones for my Sony Ericsson Xperia.
Most of the files appear to be uploaded by users and also appear to be free to download.

-Ringtones -
Some of the ringtones are really good. For example, here are some links that I really liked the ringtones and sounds for:
http://www.zedge.net/ringtones/529081/holding-on-ringtone/

http://www.zedge.net/ringtones/529491/guitar-for-soul-ringtone/

http://www.zedge.net/ringtones/529591/cool-guitar-ringtone/

http://www.zedge.net/ringtones/530484/crystal-sms-ringtone/

http://www.zedge.net/ringtones/528390/cafe-del-mar-ringtone/


They are just a few samples however. I highly suggest that if you are after some decent stuff, you go onto the website and look for yourself.

Tutorial: How to install an .exe file to your mobile phone

So I have found that, like myself, there have been many people out there in the world who don't know how to install things to their phones.I am sure there are many different file types, but the ones I have commonly come across so far are .jar, .cab and .exe files.

This is the tutorial on how to install a .exe file to your phone. For this tutorial I am assuming that you have free storage (which is required) on your phone, in either internal memory or memory card. The tutorial is also designed for the operating system Windows on your computer, and Windows Mobile 6.1 on the phone (however, many things should be the same for other versions of pocket pc).


Do this on your computer!
  1. Find the file you want to download. Download the file. This is for the program that you want to install. Important: read next step!
  2. Save the file in a safe place. I noticed for some of my files, after I installed them, when I tried to delete the .cab file off my computer I recieved error messages and warnings. Also, do NOT rename the file you downloaded, I've noticed some programs have issues with this.
  3. Sync your phone with your computer. If you have never done this before, there may be a few necessary steps to take first. These may include any CD software that came with the phone, or downloading the software from the manufacturers website. Generally I suggest installing all recommeded software. If you have already synced, and any necessary software is installed, it should come up with some sort of sync options etc depending on your phone.
  4. Browse using windows explorer to the file on your desktop.
  5. Double click the .exe file.
  6. Following the installation steps. You should all be quite familiar with these steps, but as a recap just press 'I Agree' whenever needed, 'Next' to go to each page and so forth.

Most installations will then tell you to check your phone for any other necessary steps to be taken. Do this on your phone!

  1. Agree and click all the way through until installed. If it asks for a location to be installed, most programs work best or require to be installed on the device. But some can be installed upon the actual memory card if you prefer. If it asks for a soft reset, just turn your phone on and off. A soft reset is like a computer restart.

The program should have now installed itself. You may need to browse to the program folder and click on it to start it, but it should be there and it should now work.

Congratulations, and now go have fun.

Tutorial: How to install a .cab file to your mobile phone

So I have found that, like myself, there have been many people out there in the world who don't know how to install things to their phones.
I am sure there are many different file types, but the ones I have commonly come across so far are .jar, .cab and .exe files.

This is the tutorial on how to install a .cab file to your phone. For this tutorial I am assuming that you have free storage (which is required) on your phone, in either internal memory or memory card. The tutorial is also designed for the operating system Windows on your computer, and Windows Mobile 6.1 on the phone (however, many things should be the same for other versions of pocket pc).

Do this on your computer!
  1. Find the file you want to download. Download the file. This is for the program that you want to install. Important: read next step!
  2. Save the file in a safe place. I noticed for some of my files, after I installed them, when I tried to delete the .cab file off my computer I recieved error messages and warnings. Also, do NOT rename the file you downloaded, some programs have issues with this.
  3. Sync your phone with your computer. If you have never done this before, there may be a few necessary steps to take first. These may include any CD software that came with the phone, or downloading the software from the manufacturers website. Generally I suggest installing all recommeded software. If you have already synced, and any necessary software is installed, it should come up with some sort of sync options etc depending on your phone.
  4. Open 'My Computer', and you should see your phone as an external storage device (much like how a memory stick would appear).
  5. Double click your phone in My Computer. You will most likely see folders such a programs, or applications, etc. Do not delete anything!
  6. I suggest creating another folder with a name you will easily remember or find. I also don't suggest you use any special characters (such as spaces, apostrophies, full stops, etc etc) as these may cause issues with certain phones and programs.
  7. Once you have created this folder, you need to copy and paste the .cab file that you downloaded into this folder.

Now to use your phone!

  1. Go to the Start menu > Programs. This will, as you are aware, open the programs folder that shows you all the installed programs.
  2. Go to 'File Explorer', or a similar program.
  3. Make sure you are browsing your memory card (if this is where you saved the file). Navigate to that folder.
  4. Click on the .cab file. This will usually open a window that says so and so program is trying to run/install. I often find the program is unrecognized as a safe program, but just in case make sure you know where your getting it from.
  5. Agree and click all the way through until installed. If it asks for a soft reset, just turn your phone on and off. A soft reset is like a computer restart.

The program should have now installed itself. You may need to browse to the program folder and click on it to start it, but it should be there and it should now work.

Congratulations, and now go have fun.

Joke: Computer-like-life

Here are some more jokes for you to laugh at.


So what would it be like, if were more like computers??



What would it be like, if everything was more like computers??




Rant: Doc

Here is another rant from Doc, including a quote from Wei Wu Wei.


Fear, desire, affectivity are manifestations of the pseudo-entity which constitutes pseudo-bondage. It is the entity, rather than the manifestations thereof, which has to be eliminated.
"The Tenth Man" by Wei Wu Wei


The pseudo entity is the false self. Only it knows fear,desire, and aversion.
The true self exists only as pure love or as no thing.
If you experience either of the latter 2, you act from your true core.

Ralph Skinner

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Review: Mobile Speed Test

So we have all heard about broadband speed tests, but how many people have heard about mobile speed tests?
Well I found this links that tests the speed of your mobile internet (3g I think) - keep in mind that you have to log on using your mobile internet explorer software:

www.mobilespeedtest.com -

I scored 4096.00 Mbps. That is faster than my ADSL Modem. Actually, according to their website my 1500kbps is nothing compared to my 4194304 kbps download speeds for my phone.

http://www.dslreports.com/mspeed?jisok=1 - I like this website as it shows many different areas. It can show what the top results were for anyone doing the test, what your IP and software is, results for other people, as well as providing you with the speed test. When I first did the text (100kb) it came up saying that the results were too fast to be recorded, and it took me to a page where I could download a larger file for testing.

My results were 295kbps at 0.444 latency and 28.152s d/l time.

Noticing the extremely different results, I ran the test both with wi-fi turned on and off. Below are my results:

- Wi-fi On -
www.mobilespeedtest.com -4096.00 Mbps
http://www.dslreports.com/mspeed?jisok=1 - 295kbps at 0.444s latency and 28.152s d/l time
- Wi-Fi Off -
www.mobilespeedtest.com -2730.67 Mbps
http://www.dslreports.com/mspeed?jisok=1 - 244kbps at 0.454s latency and 33.984s d/l time


Reviewing these results, I am going to say that surely the dslreports.com website is more accurate.

If you do the test, please tell me what sort of results you get. Try both with and without the internet (wi-fi).

Joke: Funny Signs

Add a play of words, a twist of light, and these are the result:







Joke: Brave to do this

The only thing can be said, is you'd have to to be seriously brave to do these.

As Requested: Internet Filtering

As requested by one of my blog followers, the links to save the net in Australia. Also, is a brief rant I have done, for your reading.

Imagine this:
• The internet is 87% slower. Or worse that dial up.
• The internet is more expensive – meaning we won’t be able to download as much.
• Several of your heaving accessed websites are blocked.
• You won’t be able to get help with ‘trial programs’ or program issues from me anymore.


Let me ask you:
You are needing to make an emergency call. You have a phone in front of you. All you have to do is pick it up, and ring. But you can’t do that, because the number you need to dial is considered ‘unsafe’.

It’s ‘unsafe’ for the overprotective parents that don’t personally take responsible for their kids internet usage, and instead say we need a nationwide ban. We won’t be able to look up anything eventually. It’s starting with topics like anorexia, euthanasia and gambling. Well consider this:

Anorexia – For high school I had to study this as part of my biology class. How would I access this information if its blocked? How would your future med students learn about it, if the government is stopping them from accessing it? Throughout history we have seen the ban on certain knowledge, and it has resulted in death, pain, slavery and suffering. During an economic crisis, and global warming, do we really want another issue to deal with?

This is really happening; testing has already begun. The government is stealing our rights.
Click here to save the net:

www.getup.org.au/campaign/SaveTheNet
Even if you don’t care, please just add your name to the list. Do it for me, do it for your children, your friends and family. Because if you don’t even try, one day we are going to be living in a world where we cant even say hi and meet with our friends without being arrested.


Stop big brother in his tracks: Say no to internet filtering!

Our government should be doing all in its power to take Australia into the 21st century economy, and to protect our children. This proposed internet censorship does neither. Take action to save the net today.


PS - The proposed scheme will pass all internet traffic through a government filter - it's like asking Australia Post to filter every letter sent in Australia. If you don’t classify as a ‘safe’ house address, you won’t get it. So much for all your privacy either, they read it all! Click here to save the net.



This is one very big step to stopping our freedom of speech!

Even if you don’t care, please just add your name to the list. Do it for me, do it for your children, your friends and family. Because if you don’t even try, one day we are going to be living in a world where we cant even say hi and meet with our friends without being arrested.

www.getup.org.au/campaign/SaveTheNet

Rant: Doc: Internet Filtering

Here is another rant from Doc. It's well worth the read. As the title suggests, its regarding the mandatory Internet Filtering plans for Australia. So I suggest you do, read it that is.




I detest child pornography with a vengeance. I acknowledge that it exists but want nothing
to do with it as I want nothing to do with speed, cholera or malaria in my body.

Internet filtering will not stop child pornography, because Pedophiles are, like drug users
and professional criminals, extraordinarily intelligent and devious people, unlike the
popular image of the poor unfortunate who is chased by the media from place to place.

They will find a way around the filters or take their activity elsewhere.

But Internet filtering is not about pedophilia. It is about restricting information.

The greatest danger to any politician is that the electorate might learn the truth. Secrecy is
the weapon of choice of dictatorial regimes.

Once a law is passed, it is difficult to remove it and easy to add to it. You may trust this
government, but you cannot know how any future government might act. Once internet
filtering is in place, a subsequent government could use it to suppress information that
would not favor their policies, for example, the fact that Amnesty International says that
Australia has a poor human rights record.

There will always be rat bags giving false or frivolous information in any media. There will
always be criminals using misinformation to gain their ends. It is part of the Human
Condition. We inherit that when we inherit our genes. Deceit knows no evolutionary
barriers. Even insects use mimicry.

But a paternalistic government is not the answer. The answer is to learn how to detect
falsehood and to teach the detection methods to our children.


Being old has advantages. I have seen the restriction of information, and its misuse
before.

In world war 2, we like to recall that the Nazis restricted information, but forget that both
sides heavily filtered information. China does it today, so do other countries that want their
citizens to toe the line. Press releases tell us only what politicians want us to know.

Freedom of information is not about accessing old cabinet records when it is too late to
vote them out, it is about not allowing governments to suppress current information.



Ralph Skinner
B :-) doc

Joke: Diet

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks."-- Joe E. Lewis

Rant: VERY serious Issue of Internet Filtering

As some of you may be aware, there is the debate of internet filtering as mandatory in Australia. By reviewing all the internet websites and forums about it, pretty much everyone in Australia is unhappy with the idea. In fact the only people who seem to like the idea are the people in power. This, I call, is power abuse.

We elect these people to represent us and our beliefs - and they are failing to do that on a VERY serious issue.



I do support our rights of speech. I do support our freedom.





Some key links where people debate the topic:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/10/24/2399876.htm - this website was very critical of the idea, as I am. I freely admit it. And I rebel in the chance to actually freely say it. If this plan goes through, I will no longer be able to purchase online. I will no longer be able to say what I want online. And the government will gain a signficant portion of control over the people.

http://www.minister.dbcde.gov.au/media/media_releases/2008/060 - funny how this website shows only the positive side of the tests. Funny, isn't it, how its the governments very official website. See the .gov.au? That means government. Doesn't that suggest they are already trying to influence us by providing what they think as 'only safe material for us to read'? What, do they think that reading the bad effects in a more 'postive' or 'neutral' light might make us cry - and that would be bad for us because we are all little children.

Well to them I say this:
You are trying to protect our children - good
You are taking our rights of freedom of speech, etc. - bad
You won't claim any damages this may cause for the economy - bad
You refuse to believe there are other solutions, like actual parenting - bad
You seem to almost view us, each member of Australia, as pathetic children - bad
You should realise that majority of Australia is teens and over - good/bad?
You should realise that Australia's population is aging, so there will be less children - look that means less 'kids' for you to protect

If you ain't there to stop your kids from looking at porn, well doesn't that make you a bad parent? Hey, maybe your at work all the time, fair enough. If you are trying to support your family, your doing good. But if you aint there to raise your kid, they have to do the job themselves. And the internet is a good place for them to start; they have all the resouces, biased and partially-unbiased, all around them. If your so worried teach them that not everything is completely true.
God, put them in high school where its drilled into your head for 5 long years! Oh, but that's right, you haven't learnt the stuff they did. After all, you went to school a good 20 to 50 years back. Well welcome to the world, alot has changed since then...
http://libertus.net/censor/ispfiltering-au-govplan.html - this website outlines how hypocritical our government is. The government claims they support people's privacy, free speech, etc. Yet if you read the article they violate that in almost every sense.

More about this later on, for sure. And no don't worry, this blog won't become a political run off. I will be including more of the normal content. But its good to throw a whole bunch of stuff in. After all, "its all you could ever need".

Rant: Doc: Hoax Emails

There are two emails about spiders, circulating on the net.

Both contain misinformation.

The first email shows a spider and the supposed effects of its bite.

1/ The spider shown looks to be the Brown Recluse spider. This does not occur in
Australia, but inhabits America.

2/ The wounds shown might result from spider bite, but they also could be the result of
other medical conditions including Necrotizing Fasciitis, caused by a type of streptococcus.

3/ In Australia, the White Tailed spider has come under scrutiny for its possible role in
causing nasty skin lesions, but the jury is still out on that one, because:

(a) Not everyone bitten by the White Tailed spider develops skin lesions.
(b) Not everyone bitten by a spider collects it and has it identified. Even if they did, there is
a scarcity of experts.
(c) The skin is limited in the ways in which it can react to any noxious insult, thus a
reaction to a bite can resemble infection, and vice versa. Even finding a bacteria in a
wound is not proof of cause, since bacteria often colonize wounds that they did not
cause.

The second email claims that Funnel Web spiders are new to Qld. They are not. They
have always been here. Sydney just gets all the glamor. The Qld Funnel Webs are slightly
different from the Sydney ones.

If you want further information, key into Google, either, of the names of the spiders or key
in “Robert Raven” and search pages in Australia.

Or just delete the emails.

They promote arachnophobia, present misinformation, or are just hoaxes.


Ralph Skinner
B :-) doc

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Review/Rant: Three.com.au - 3 (Three) Mobile Company Australia

As you read in the title, this is a review/rant of the mobile company 3.

I must say I have never talked to a customer support service that is more clueless. The whole process was entirely fucked up. Let me explain why I say this:



My issue:

On the three phones that I have previously owned there was a tab known as Planet 3 where you could could access at the push of a soft key that enabled you to access special features such as free internet (including news, entertainment, games, etc), as well as checked account balances. However, on my new phone I did not have Planet 3. So I wanted to know how I could get it.



I believe this is the European version of Planet 3. Unfortunately its one of the best pictures I could get of it. Notice how its the same brand as my phone...

The first contact with an alien species:

I spoke with the salesperson in store, and was told to ring 13 33 20. So I did.

I have no real issue with speaking with Indians and so forth when I call tech support. Sure, they are paid dirt cheap. Sure sometimes they know exactly how to fix things. But for God's Sakes at least speak english clear enough to be understood. Speak it well enough that when we speak to you, you understand what we actually say. If you are this bad, just employ me to teach you how to speak english.

Having said that, let me continue.

After much debate as to whether I was classified as mobile broadband (as in the usb portable modems not actual "modem broadband" or an issue with my account and payment. My issue being neither of these I really had to wonder which one to honestly select.



Questionaire answer: B! I picked Account and Payments.

There I spoke with a lady who asked me my name, phone number, and account pin. Fair enoough. Only I didn't know my account pin, because that was something I set up over a year ago and never again used.


Another non-important issue emerges from the first:

When I told her I didn't know it, she simply told me that she could not help me what so ever.

So I asked her what the process was to recover this Pin number. She told me there wasn't one.


Questionaire question: Why does a company make you select a pin that you never use, and then provide you no option to recover lost (or more so forgotten) pins.


Questionaire answer: They dont!

I finally managed to ask her whether, if I answered a few questions, she could tell me the Pin or make a temporary pin. Having said this, she agreed. I had to tell her my full name, my address, and my home telephone. Now what's the point of having this pin if the information to be provided that pin is so damn easy. It's just to slow up someone from accessing my phone details. Almost anyone can answer that stuff...


The species evolve to using tools:

So I was transferred to Tech support. The previous lady I spoke to had no clue what I was talking about. But she did inform me that Tech Support knew all about these problems, and they were guaranteed to fix my issue.


Questionaire answer: They were far from guaranteed. If I bet her 100 bucks, she would have lost every cent, dollar, dime and pence.

The tech support guy then asked me for my name, my address and my secret pin.


Note: my secret pin is no longer a secret; I told the tech support guy it.

After that, I told him that I wanted planet 3 on my mobile. He proceeded to ask my why I didn't have it on my phone, and why I had deleted it. I told him that I had purchased my new phone, put my old sim card into my new phone and that it had never came up.

He next asked me where I got my phone. Not wanting to go into a big story about how I imported my Sony Ericsson Xperia, I simply said that I brought it whilst I was overseas. After asking me this question, he proceeded to ask me if I "brought the phone in a three store in Australia"...











...









(am I the only one who feels like they are talking to an idiot????


The tools break:

Now after explaining to the guy several times what my issue was, and where I brought the phone. He began telling me that Planet 3 doesn't exist.

Did you not see that picture up there?


Read here: http://www.lifehacker.com.au/tips/2008/10/21/3_revamps_planet_3_design.html. It exists!


Read here: The very official Three Home Website: http://www.three.com.au/cs/ContentServer?c=Page&pagename=Three/Page/BusinessVideoCallingTemplate&cid=1221530681681. It exists!

So I ask you, does it exist. Yes it does!


They fail knowledge check to make village into city:

So when I began asking him, if the Planet 3 feature is in fact part of the ROM (meaning its one of another million bastardized ROMS in Australia) or a program, he fails to answer at all - in fact he attempts to change topic.

These are the people that fix your phones when they are broken. Yes, my faith in humanity has been restored. Our specialists are getting cheaper, and less specialized by the minute.


Please hold for one minute... I am not transferring you to Mobile Internet Department. Please hold for one minute...



...



Hello, this is the Mobile Internet Department. We chage a surchage on your standard phone rates, to steal your money. We also waste your time by not answering your questions. So please, go cry under your bed covers.





The Mobile Internet Department suggested that I should register for the website my.three.com.au. Well, to point out, I had registered on this website - like a year back.



When I said this, and mentioned that I was also logged on, she told me I had to register again. So I tried to, following her instructions. And I got this error: Account number already registered.



So she was instantly like "OH! You have already registered!"

Can I serioulsy state that I wanted to shout out "No Dah!" (Note: may be pronouced differently according to accent, try saying it in different ways...)

My issue - updated:
So I decided if I couldn't get planet 3, I wanted to see how much credit I had for calls, how much credit I had for spending on Planet 3 services such as games (even if I couldn't access it) and how much internet usage I had left for the month. There are, after all, stuff that I paid for.

She showed me where I can view my account status (which I will point out is the default page your taken to when you log in). I could see my credit, my skype minutes (which became ineffective as I am no longer on that deal - yet I still have them), and thats it. So I asked her to change the settings so that I could see the other details. I know this is possible, because on my previous deal I had to get them to do this so I could see my skype minutes. She either couldn't understand the question I was asking her, or she purposely refused to understand.

That sounds so odd. But its not that hard.


The species fails to impress God:

So God, in this case me as I am their 'theoretical' employeer, was failed to be impressed. Very far from being impressed.

Overall, this huge ass blog was needing to be written. Because people deserve to know about both the goods and bads of an organisation, company, or whatever.


Overall:
Good
  • Quick answer - wasn't put on hold for too long

Bad:

  • Didn't seem to know anything at all in terms of mobile support. Perhaps they should reconsider a career into something they know more about.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Joke: Construction Awards 2008

Another contribution by Doc. These pictures really made me laugh, sure some of these are seriously photoshopped. But none the less they are worth sharing.

Here they are:



Joke: Fights

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...




My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...




A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And then the fight started.....




I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....





My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

Joke: Hot dog

As cute as this looks, this surely has to be torture for that poor dog... But man its so cute...



Rant: Doc

Another rant by Doc:


As long as there is a 'you' doing or not-doing, thinking or not-thinking, 'meditating' or 'not-meditating' you are no closer to home than the day you were born. "The Tenth Man" by Wei Wu Wei


When you dance to music, become the dance, when you drive, fully alert, become the driving,one with the machine, when you sing become the song, when you peel a potato, be the peeling, when you walk, feel every muscle,feel your feet, become the walk, so that there is nothing but the dance, the drive, the peeling or the walk. When you think, realize that there exists only the thought.

This is what Wei Wu Wei means

Rant: Doc

Another loved rant my Doc:


When a word written by a pencil is erased with a rubber, where does the word go?
If a candle's flame is blown out, where does the flame go?
Neither have any where to go since they existed only in the mind.
Any way, one was only bits of carbon on paper, the other an interesting chemical reaction.

Art: Chewing Gum Art

Another input from Doc.
These were pretty out there in terms of art medium - I have never heard or seen anyone use them before. Can't imagine how well it will go for health and safety terms if you chewed on them.




Cool Idea: Underwater Disco Light Show

So I stumbled upon this new idea whilst I was doing my Xmas shopping. I thought it was pretty snazy. It's got no real purpose but to look cool and entertain you for a matter of a few minutes. But isn't that what's lifes about?

The website with the product is at:

http://www.shoppingsquare.com.au/p_3974_Underwater_Disco_Light_Show

So what is it?: "A disco ball that floats on the top of a pool, spa or bath that creates an amazing under water light show."


Pictures for your enjoyment:



This is looking at it from above. Pretty cool, huh?






Rant: Doc

This is a rant by my grandfather Doc. It's well worth the read.



A few great men have changed the course of history, but not always in the direction that
they desired.
I have chosen a no less daunting task, to change my view of things.
There in lies my challenge.
What others do with my legacy is up to them.
There in lies my tranquility.
This is pure selfishness on my part, for I will not allow concerns about the future to rob me
of my enjoyment of the present moment, in which I trust that I act with a modicum of
responsibility, regardless of what others do.
It is also a form of freedom.

B :-) doc

Joke: Maths Through the Ages

1. Teaching Maths In 1970

A logger sells a lorry load of timber for $1000.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the selling price.
What is his profit?


2. Teaching Maths In 1980

A logger sells a lorry load of timber for $1000.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the selling price, or $800.
What is his profit?


3. Teaching Maths In 1990

A logger sells a lorry load of timber for $1000.
His cost of production is $800.
Did he make a profit?


4. Teaching Maths In 2000

A logger sells a lorry load of timber for $1000.
His cost of production is $800 and his profit is $200.
Your assignment: Underline the number 200.


5. Teaching Maths In 2008

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is totally selfish
And inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
Preservation of our woodlands.
He does this so he can make a profit of $200. What do you think of
This way of making a living?
Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did
The birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? There
Are no wrong answers.
(If you are upset about the plight of the animals in question
Counselling will be available)

6. Teaching Maths 2018

أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من دولار. صاحب تكلفة الانتاج من>
الثمن. ما هو الربح له؟





A joke provided by my grandfather Doc :)

Joke: Mind Tricks

Here is another mind puzzle for you to think over:



-Schwarzenegger has a long one.
Spike Lee has a short one.
-The Pope doesn't use his.

What is it ?

(scroll for answer)

















It's a last LAST NAME!
(You thought something else didn't you?)

Joke: Mind Tricks

Here is a great little puzzle for you to think about.


I'm a four letter word.
I'm a name for a woman.
I end in u-n-t.
What am I?

(scroll down for answer)





















An Aunt of course!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Review: Game: Age of Empires 3

This is a review fo the game "Age of Empires 3" (not including the expansion packs 'The War Chiefs' and 'Asian Dynasties').

Year Made: October 2005
Console: PC
Company: Ensemble Studios
Graphics: 5
Story-line: 7
Controls: 8
Overall: 8


- Details -

So what can I say? I am a big fan of strategy games like the Age of Empires. I play them alot, and I won't boast, but I aint bad at them.


The newest version of Age of Empires (3 if you didn't realise it) is becoming a bit old, where fans are crying out for a new game release. However, despite saying that Age of Empires till has managed to make it to the top real time strategy games.


Despite several set backs, this game has easily become on of my top ten suggested in this genre. Its highly addictive, and offers many challenges.




- Graphics -



The game itself features some pretty damn graphics. The game is old enough that most people's computers can run it without any lag, whilst still providing a very nice gaming 'board'. The graphics have been designed to appear more realistically (if you notice the water in this picture). And if you have only played Age of Empires 1, you will surely notice there is a HUGE difference in terms of graphics.


However, despite the improved graphics, many of the actions your characters and vessels undertake appear far from realistic. Sure you may actually witness rubble from buildings being thrown into the air when attacked, but a wall being scattered in such a way does not really grant the realism that many newer games offer.



The level of detail, despite the realism concept mentioned above, has been closely looked at. If you play the game and watch a couple of your people hunting, you can actually see them fire a bullet or arrow at their prey (depending upon your civilization level).



However, again to the detail, your characters no longer need to return to the town center or designated building to drop off resources. Somehow they have infinite pockets that go straight to the resource holding center.

I should point out I was shocked at part of the graphics. When I first installed the program, the very first screen you see is the Home City screen. Which graphics were amazing for this style of game. I was so excited, thinking these were the sort of graphics you would be dealing with in actual game play. But reality is so much harsher.



- Story line -

As most people know this style of game does not really have any true set story line. It has been designed more so for quick games and gaining points per account.

However, there are several campaigns for you to follow if you wish. These campaigns will base around a character (or a number of characters) who will generally lead your armies into battle. You still have full control over them, and your armies, as they end up acting more like Generals than anything else.

Again, the basic story line will follow for these. Something has been stolen from them, and they are trying to retrieve it. Or an invading army is threating the peace at home, and you must defend your country and culture. Throughout the campaigns smaller stories are thrown in that you must deal with to reach the overall outcome.

The gameplay works the same throught each and every game however, which I found was a fair bit of disappointment. You create your home base, send your villagers to collect your resources such as food, gold and wood. And from those resources you purchase and build more buildings, purchase building and army upgrades, or train fighters. And once you have enough resources behind you to support you through a war (which will provide a strain on the resources as you train more and more fighters) you send your army off into the distance and slaughter everything and anything in your path.

Going back to the point system for a while. You gain your experiance points according to buildings built, upgrades, and enemy units killed. You get your overall level points, which accounts for your home city level. These are slow to level up, and often require a number of games/battles before your level goes up. You then also have your home shipments, which require far less experience points and are used during in game play, where you get to select from a number of cards bonuses and extra resources to use throughout the game. You cards can be unlocked at your Home City screen, with a number of cards available per city level. You can also customise your city with flags, lights, different types of people, etc. But once they are out and about in your home city, apart from removing them, that's about all the interaction with them your gonna get. A nice pretty background for your menu structure really.




-Controls -

So this game can work entirely off point and click mouse controls, but it also supports many keyboard commands that often will create, select or destroy various objects and units within your city. So far with my experience, the controls have functioned pretty much flawlessly. You click on a unit, and it almost always select it, no need to be extremely precise and try and click them on their head a few hundred times (like a hammer).

One feature I did like, and which many new games do include now-a-days, is the drag and select military. Even if your armies are in the middle of the town surrounded by livestock and villagers, you can easily select them now. I hated the older games where you had to individually select them (a pain in the butt for when you were getting seriously attacked by enemies).

- Overall -

So what do I think overall? It's a very decent game, particularly for the year produced. It's about time Ensemble Studios released another game like it (which I believe Halo Wars will be the next similar game). However there are aspects to this game that many serious RTS players may not like. None the less, this game is DEFINITELY worth trying. Many people really enjoy it.




Note: all these pictures were obtained, and are still linked, from www.gamespot.com.au.